Guys are... guys -_-

Observe the below conversation --

Scenario: Our trainer was taking us to some restaurant for lunch, he met with another guy at the lift lobby.

Trainer: J, Trainer's friend: G.

J: Hey G! How are you?
G: J! You're back, how's Philipines?
J: Well, I started missing my son and wife the moment I stepped on Singapore's soil..
G: Ah, how sweet, do you plan to bring them over?
J: Ah yes! I will be applying for them to come over to Singapore once my PR gets approved. By the way, G, these guys are my trainees (points to us), and guys, this is my good friend G, he's from Greece.
G: Oh hi!~ (After some formal introductions... they went back to their conversation, and we're now in the lift)
...
G: So J, how do you find Singapore thus far?
J: Beautiful! Courteous people, very clean streets, punctual public transports... and ya... beautiful ladies! Especially on the MRT~
G: Oh boy, you'd better don't let your wife knows about this~
J: Nah, I won't be able to look at any of the beautiful ladies when she's around, my eyes will always focus on her..
G: That's cruel! You know~ I have been married for 17 years, I have now the permissions to look at beautiful ladies~
J: Thats cool, I've only got married two years ago.
G: You got to wait for another 13 years then..
J: So, I'll be able to look at beautiful ladies after 15 years of marriage?
G: Well, its just that 15 years later you don't bother how your wife reacts already!
J: Ah hahaha.. Oh God, I committed a sin, forgive me God.
G: Ok then, see ya! Have a nice day my friends!


-_-

Objective Set!~

The fifth program that I plan to do during the year has been confirmed... it will be a Blog Engine running under the .Net Framework 2.0!~~~~~


Not sure if its going to work, but I'm tired of needing to search the web for Blog Engines under .net 2.0 and can't find anything free -.-

Hasn't been in the nicest mode to blog... the Blogger has drive me nuts recently... the editor for new post is not behaving like it should be... weird formatting + weird panel... .something is obviously wrong, and I can't actually edit my posts! -_-


Ok... been to the Microsoft Certified course on Core Data Access today, it was easy -- because today's supposed to be an introductory to the new ADO.NET framework, nothing much was different if compared to the one on framework 1.1...

However, my advice to you all out there is that DO NOT attempt to take any Microsoft Certified course on Visual Studio 2005 if you do not have any prior experience in programming in .net...

There were 5 guys on my class, 2 of them from NTU (they are students, but I do not know where the hell did they have the money to attend such courses), where they do not have programming experience in .net, and they quarrelled with the trainer (who obviously stated that "the course assumes that you have experience in data access, it treats as an upgrade to the new framework, we will not be teaching you beginner's stuff") because "we want to see those drag and drop stuff, i don't want to see these coding stuffs".

To me, the kids obviously came to the wrong place, why on earth does Microsoft certifies them for dragging and dropping data components onto a webpage without writing a single line of code?


That is something I will never understand, why kids nowadays do not know how to appreciate learning opportunities? I've had enormous fun today, as I am not in a pressurized state of mind to learn new things for the sake of new projects, I got to learn things at my own pace and explore the potential usage of new features -- with the help of a qualified trainer that always tell me the standard way of coding -- THAT IS FUNDAMENTAL isn't it?

I mean, we should KNOW how to code before we begin doing those "drag-and-drop" stuffs, isn't it?

被附身的少年

听名字,你或许会觉得"普通"而已,
可是这是我继"第一次的亲密接触"后,唯一一个觉得精彩的网络小说.

老实说,这小说的成就应该要比"第一次的亲密接触"更厉害才对.

第一节:
http://blog.yam.com/elish/article/4037965


风格是轻松且低死的,作者文笔流畅,
而且想象力天马行空,很多小时候的幻想与渴望都被他实现了.

虽然全文71集(不知道还有没有后续),可是这绝对是值得一读的小说!
听说要出书了,有机会在这里看到的话我一定要买来收藏:D

全文章:
http://blog.yam.com/elish/category/513500

PY 与我 (驾车篇)

我必须承认我这个人很迷糊,
虽然大部分时候我都装得一副很精明的样子.

我是那种在路上即使迷路了也要装作知道自己要往什么方向走的人,
这一点,和我老爸100%相同.
所谓虎父无犬子,我当然也继承了我老爸这一毛病.

不过这次要说的,不是关于迷路的故事,而是关于迷糊的故事.

话说有一次,PY的堂妹结婚 (就那么巧,是我高中时期的同班同学),
我就负责做司机载送她和她家人赴宴.
从家里出发的时候, 我仔细地检查过所有东西,
我的衣着没有问题,头发没有问题.
车子装满了油,轮胎也有风...

一切安好,出发往PY家!

来到PY家门口,比预定时间早5分钟,这是我的习惯,
在可能的情况下,不要迟到 -- 不然会被骂.

正当准备下车的时候,我忽然一惊!
我的鞋子咧?


原来那时候的我,因为驾车经验尚浅,所以通常都是脱了鞋在驾车的,
所以我是到了PY的家门口准备穿鞋下车的时候才发现 -.-
原来我忘了穿鞋出门!~~~~~~~

没办法,只好硬着头皮打电话给PY, 结果是她的妈妈拿了一双旧皮鞋出来给我穿..

当然,我因为这件事,足足被笑了三年...
全家上下都知道我的厉害了T__T


如果你以为这种事只会发生一次,那你就错了,
因为我后来有一次和PY出去吃饭的时候,竟然又忘了穿鞋T__T

结果她必须帮我去买一双鞋才可以...
经过这次事件以后,我就努力学习穿着鞋子驾车..
好不容易现在都不会有这种问题了T__T

真不好意思>_<